Altoona's Artisan Bakery & Grocer
Handcrafted loaves, delicate pastries, and thoughtfully sourced pantry essentials — baked fresh each morning at our Fairway Drive kitchen.
Artisan Bread
Daily Pastries
Pantry Finds
Our Philosophy
At The Jolted Monkey, we believe the best food starts with patience. Every loaf is mixed, folded, and baked by hand — never rushed, never mass-produced. Our sourdoughs rise overnight. Our pastries are rolled at dawn. And our grocery selection is curated the way you'd curate your own pantry: with care, conviction, and a healthy suspicion of anything processed.
"We don't bake to fill shelves. We bake to fill the moments that matter — Sunday breakfast, a quiet evening with bread and olive oil, the kind of meal that makes the table feel like home."
What We Offer
Every item on our shelves carries a story — who grew it, how it was made, and why we chose to carry it.
Bread
Our 24-hour fermented sourdough with a crackling crust and open, tangy crumb. Baked fresh every morning — when it's gone, it's gone.
Pastry
Butter croissants, pain au chocolat, and seasonal fruit tarts — all hand-laminated daily. The kind of flake that disappears in three bites.
Celebration
Order a celebration cake for your next gathering, or browse our daily dessert case — from flourless chocolate torte to seasonal fruit galette.
Pantry
Small-batch olive oils, aged balsamics, local honey, artisan cheeses, and pantry staples we'd proudly keep in our own kitchen.
Beverage
Single-origin pour-overs and expertly pulled espressos, paired with our fresh pastries. The perfect morning ritual, done right.
Gifts
Thoughtfully assembled gift boxes featuring our breads, pastries, and pantry finds — ideal for hostess gifts, holidays, or just because.
Plan Your Visit
3200 Fairway Dr
Altoona, PA 16602
Our best breads sell out by early afternoon. For custom orders or larger quantities, call ahead to reserve.
From the Bakery
Get in Touch
Whether you have a question about our breads, want to place a custom cake order, or simply want to know what's fresh today — reach out. We read every message.
3200 Fairway Dr
Altoona, PA 16602-4458
Mon–Thu: 7AM – 4PM
Fri–Sat: 7AM – 5PM
Sunday: Closed
Custom orders, catering inquiries, or just say hello.
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